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Silent Disapproval Robot

February 25, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
So, it seems the mumps have made a comeback (god damned hipsters and their stupid fascination with retro everything) and I've got them.  I guess the inoculation I got in elementary school wasn't enough.  Damn it, if I'm going to get an old timey disease, I want the vapours or consumption, not mumps.

Staggerwing

#1
February 25, 2017, 07:35:09 PM
Mumps in adults can lead to some serious complications, including meningitis. Take care of yourself.
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bayonetbrant

#2
February 25, 2017, 08:19:48 PM
dude...  please feel better soon
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mirth

#3
February 25, 2017, 08:28:45 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 25, 2017, 07:35:09 PM
Take care of yourself.

+ 1 get well soon.
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Toonces

#4
February 25, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
The kissing disease!  You old dog, you!
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mirth

#5
February 25, 2017, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 25, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
The kissing disease!  You old dog, you!

That's mono.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#6
February 25, 2017, 09:13:35 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 25, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
The kissing disease!  You old dog, you!

That would be Mono(nucleosis), not Mumps. Also not good to get as an Adult.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Toonces

#7
February 25, 2017, 09:18:19 PM
 ::)

Guys haven't seen a lot of the Simpsons I guess...
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OJsDad

#8
February 25, 2017, 09:22:46 PM
Get well soon SDR
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mirth

#9
February 25, 2017, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 25, 2017, 09:18:19 PM
::)

Guys haven't seen a lot of the Simpsons I guess...

Well, Lisa was the one who got the mumps and Homer didn't call her an "old dog" :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#10
February 25, 2017, 10:01:26 PM
That sucks man. Musta been all that crappy weather Vancouver got this year.

Get better soon.

Silent Disapproval Robot

#11
February 25, 2017, 10:08:32 PM
Nothing a little vodka won't cure.

Sir Slash

#12
February 25, 2017, 10:59:49 PM
That's the spirit SDR. Don't let them mumps get you down. Could be worse, you could have the 'humps' disease. You kinda get that one by kissing.  :-"
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MetalDog

#13
February 26, 2017, 02:29:07 AM
Feel better, SDR.


Quote from: mirth on February 25, 2017, 09:10:29 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 25, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
The kissing disease!  You old dog, you!

That's mono.


I had mono when I was 19.  It put me on my ass for three weeks and still feeling it six weeks out.
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MikeGER

#14
February 26, 2017, 02:40:22 AM
Get well soon SDR  \m/
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