My Life Sucks - Not Really

Started by airboy, July 12, 2018, 05:51:49 PM

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Windigo

I was just musing the other day that life is good when you got gas in your vehicle and beer in the fridge.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

....and if its the other way around, then you know you got problems.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Jarhead0331

Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


Con

3rd world problems would be Ebola in the tank and a shrunken head in the fridge?.

Sir Slash

Third World problem: shrunken head in the fridge.

First World problem: Swollen heads in political office.  :peace:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Greybriar

The drain on our washer clogged up and flooded the basement. We called the plumber who installed a sewer clean and then ran a snake through it. His bill was $273.
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

Sir Slash

Ouch! That's a lot of cash to look at Plumber's butt-crack.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

I would have snaked it for 272.00.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Con


Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Steelgrave

Quote from: Gusington on July 31, 2018, 01:49:51 PM
I would have snaked it for 272.00.

That should be a sig line....
   but not on my profile  :o >:D :2funny: 8)

Windigo

Quote from: Gusington on July 31, 2018, 01:49:51 PM
I would have snaked it for 272.00.

I reckon there are many things worth snaking for $272
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bbmike

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd