The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2018 Thread

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Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

airboy

Cold water.

Very weak gin @ tonic with Hoflands Dry Gin when the work is finished outside.

JasonPratt

Quote from: Gusington on August 14, 2018, 05:54:57 PM
He drinks the whiskey produced from the enemies he has pressed.

:bd:  :cowboy:

Their tears cool me off on a hot day.

(...I almost typed "hot date". Too early this morning.  #:-) )


But seriously, the most I've been able to manage is a vodka screwdriver. Which I wouldn't drink on a hot day (or hot date ;) ), but which often got delivered to me by the waitresses at casinos when I ordered orange juice while blackjacking or shooting craps etc. (This was back when Bro and I liked to go out testing math formulas and strategies.)
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JasonPratt

Meanwhile, a very solid rain system has arrived in West TN this morning, at long long last. Before now, mostly popcorn thunderstorms, some of them super-downpours but not very useful. (i.e. typical West TN mid-late summer.)

Humidity was so high, that I heard one thunderbolt last a good minute or longer this morning. It was creepy.  :o Sounded like the thunder was slowly getting nearer and nearer WHICH THUNDER SHOULD NOT DO! -- and then passed by.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

OJsDad

We've had more rain this year, and it has been warm, but I don't think the humidity has been as bad as normal. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

I got 2 1/4 inches last night about 11pm. in a 30 min. thunder storm which in Fla. we call 'Wednesday'. Lightening scared the shit out of the pets. And me too... a little.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

No, but I had put water in the pool that afternoon cause it was low. Not anymore.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

I just about SOAKED my drawers last night about 11.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 16, 2018, 09:42:30 AMI got 2 1/4 inches last night about 11pm.

hanging out at that bar again, were you?  ;)
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Sir Slash

I would say my wife got 2 1/4 inches last night about 11pm but you guys would make it 'dirty'.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.