Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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mirth

#15
June 30, 2018, 02:45:05 PM
Quote from: bbmike on June 30, 2018, 02:40:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 30, 2018, 02:03:26 PM
Just saw this. It's incredibly dumb. Not even going to bother listing all the stupid things because they make up 90% of the film.

Speaking of percentages, sounds like you might need something around 45% after seeing that.

you might be right
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

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June 30, 2018, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 29, 2018, 11:35:13 AM


"It's like a dumb Roger Corman movie with a budget"

Nailed it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#17
June 30, 2018, 03:13:00 PM
The Red Letter Media guys totally nailed it in their review. It's basically $170 million Saturday morning cartoon.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#19
June 30, 2018, 10:30:33 PM
Saw it this evening with the wife and friends. Not a bad film, just not great or even really, really good. Too predictable and tries to cram too much action into too little movie to fit. Good special effects, mediocre acting but... it's got dinosaurs so what the F. Go see it to get out of the heat.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#20
July 02, 2018, 09:34:03 AM
I watched the original Jurassic Park on Netflix yesterday. I didn't particularly like that movie when it was originally released (the novel is far superior and I first read that in 1991) but it is so much better than anything in the series since.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#21
July 02, 2018, 10:30:09 AM
The 2015 film wasn't that bad. This one smells of re-tread. But at least there were no dinosaur fart jokes in it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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