Ships!

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besilarius

Today's navy.


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mirth

QuoteUSS Florida and a bargeload of shells, Boston Navy Yard, 1922


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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

Ummmmm.... who was the naval genius that had the idea to have that second turret face into the ship!

undercovergeek

as long as you dont fire youre ok

OJsDad

The Acme Ship Design Company?
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

It wasn't uncommon to have odd gun arrangements like that in early all-big-gun battleships. It took awhile to figure out superfiring (raised) turrets.

http://www.historyofwar.org/articles/concepts_superfiring_turrets.html
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Barthheart on March 10, 2016, 09:07:08 AM
Ummmmm.... who was the naval genius that had the idea to have that second turret face into the ship!

its to keep the naval sodomites from mutiny.
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Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat



I like how the sailor is knowingly looking at the goat  ^-^

Dammit, ninja'd by Windy. Good job old chap.  O0

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on March 10, 2016, 11:29:35 AM


I like how the sailor is knowingly looking at the goat  ^-^

Dammit, ninja'd by Windy. Good job old chap.  O0

I liked where this whole goat thing is going. Its fun...
My real job, in part, is identifying trends early and getting in front of them.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

^ Saw that pic. It disturbed me on a couple of levels.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

^ The goat looks awfully happy to have a radar array up its bum.