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OJsDad

#1485
May 11, 2018, 09:47:15 AM
Does that mean atheists don't have any weapons?
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

#1486
May 11, 2018, 09:50:18 AM
They have weapons. They just don't believe in worshipping them. Maybe?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#1487
May 11, 2018, 09:50:57 AM
The Jewish Missile's work is done here. I leave you to your barbarism, knaves.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1488
May 11, 2018, 09:51:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 11, 2018, 09:45:26 AM
And exactly how do you safely circumcise a missile?

You have a brissile for the missile.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1489
May 11, 2018, 09:53:15 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 11, 2018, 09:50:18 AM
They have weapons. They just don't believe in worshipping them. Maybe?


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Pete Dero

#1490
May 11, 2018, 09:57:29 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 11, 2018, 09:47:15 AM
Does that mean atheists don't have any weapons?

We don't need weapons, we let the religions destroy each other  8).

mirth

#1491
May 22, 2018, 02:12:00 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#1492
May 22, 2018, 07:01:03 PM
 :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#1493
May 22, 2018, 09:57:54 PM
Has Vlad discovered a 'new' Afghanistan for the Russian Army?  :buck2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#1494
May 24, 2018, 09:39:00 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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