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GDS_Starfury

#1935
August 15, 2013, 05:10:50 AM
thats because 5 minutes after takeoff everyone in tha cabin was smoking.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

DoctorQuest

#1936
August 15, 2013, 07:57:06 AM
^Yes, Back Then it was safe.
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LongBlade

#1937
August 15, 2013, 08:07:00 AM
I think the guy in the middle row to the left has nail clippers.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#1938
August 15, 2013, 08:46:14 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 15, 2013, 05:10:50 AM
thats because 5 minutes after takeoff everyone in tha cabin was smoking.

and noone wore seat belts

Windigo

#1939
August 15, 2013, 11:32:25 AM
most likely a 727 then, but in 1969, they were shaking down the 747
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My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#1940
August 15, 2013, 10:29:13 PM
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bayonetbrant

#1941
August 16, 2013, 12:53:41 PM



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besilarius

#1942
August 16, 2013, 06:47:55 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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bayonetbrant

#1943
August 16, 2013, 08:04:42 PM Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 08:06:14 PM by bayonetbrant
4 looks photoshopped to me

16 might have been staged, but it's still awesome

21 has got to be a fake, unless that's a mannequin
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bayonetbrant

#1944
August 17, 2013, 07:16:27 AM
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bayonetbrant

#1945
August 17, 2013, 08:49:58 AM
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bayonetbrant

#1946
August 18, 2013, 06:26:11 AM
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bayonetbrant

#1947
August 18, 2013, 06:32:35 AM









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bayonetbrant

#1949
August 18, 2013, 11:18:36 AM
oh, Toonces!

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