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LongBlade

#1770
July 28, 2013, 05:35:23 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 28, 2013, 10:16:29 AM

Quote"Zero point four five mils high. Angle zero.Range sixteen hundred and ninety three meters. Dial twenty two mils plus one click. Yeah that's him. he gave me cooties"

Isn't the senior shooter supposed to be spotting?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#1771
July 28, 2013, 07:22:23 PM
thats whats scary about it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#1772
July 28, 2013, 09:38:05 PM
^Guffaw!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Centurion40

#1773
July 29, 2013, 09:42:09 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Barthheart

#1774
July 29, 2013, 11:03:00 AM

Barthheart

#1775
July 29, 2013, 11:22:03 AM

Windigo

#1776
July 29, 2013, 11:49:31 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

#1777
July 29, 2013, 12:42:10 PM
That's good advice!  I wish they had that sign-out last month before I got rear-ended!  Thank Christ my insurance is good!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#1778
July 29, 2013, 06:10:11 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#1779
July 29, 2013, 06:11:26 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#1780
July 29, 2013, 06:11:56 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#1781
July 29, 2013, 06:59:04 PM

mirth

#1782
July 30, 2013, 09:47:57 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#1783
July 30, 2013, 09:50:24 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart

#1784
July 30, 2013, 10:19:15 AM
All good things start in Canada.....  ;)

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