More Pix For A Laugh

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Martok

^  Okay, it's probably wrong that I laughed at that, but I did.  ;D 





Quote from: JasonPratt on July 01, 2013, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: Martok on July 01, 2013, 09:39:32 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 01, 2013, 12:19:59 AM

On the other hand, this is suitably disturbing.  :o

If one starts falling on you... wait, did you feel that? Just passing your ear?
AIEE!!  You are a bad, bad man, Jason! 

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Windigo

those aren't really spiders....   FYI
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

shhh!!  dont mess with the therapy.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bob48

OMG.....I'd rather have not seen that.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

Quote from: bob48 on July 02, 2013, 04:03:34 PM
OMG.....I'd rather have not seen that.........

odd... I thought ... YUM!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

Didn't Sean Connery run into that fellow in a bed in the movie Dr. No?
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Staggerwing

Where do you think the aftershave can-flamethrower maneuver came from that Brant eluded to? A fine cigar as igniter is just classic Bond, I might add.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

TheCommandTent

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Staggerwing

I'd go back to growing one if it didn't come in grey on one side and brown on the other. Instead of making me look ruggedly handsome my beard causes folks to think I spilled my Ensure down one side of my face...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

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Centurion40

Quote from: Staggerwing on July 02, 2013, 06:37:11 PM
I'd go back to growing one if it didn't come in grey on one side and brown on the other. Instead of making me look ruggedly handsome my beard causes folks to think I spilled my Ensure down one side of my face...

LOL!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

its true about the beards
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.