More Pix For A Laugh

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LongBlade

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 30, 2013, 09:37:41 AM
I think he was talking about yew.

That's a Jewish Christmas tree, right?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

^Noooo. Had awa' an' push yer barra!
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Staggerwing

With you guys it's always 'Yak, Yak, Yak..."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

can of Raid + cigarette lighter = problem solved
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Martok

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 01, 2013, 12:10:28 AM

I should be terrified, but ironically I find it hilarious instead.  LOL! 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 01, 2013, 12:19:59 AM

On the other hand, this is suitably disturbing.  :o 

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bayonetbrant

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JasonPratt

Quote from: Martok on July 01, 2013, 09:39:32 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 01, 2013, 12:10:28 AM

I should be terrified, but ironically I find it hilarious instead.  LOL!

Huh. That scene from Harry Potter 3 works after all. Who knew.

Meanwhile, is this what we as a nation have come to? -- people have so much free time they are subjecting their pet tarantulas to demeaning dress-up sessions? TARANTULAS HAVE THEIR DIGNITY, TOO, PEOPLE!!!


True story: my sister-in-law's dog had a pet tarantula. A squeaky toy pet tarantula, although it was given as a gift because she adopted a real pet tarantula that showed up in my in-law's sister's yard one weekend while the dog was staying over. (Also because the girls were naturally scared of the original pet tarantula, and their family has an even more whacked out sense of humor than my family does.) That dog LITERALLY CARRIED HER PET TARANTULA WHEREVER SHE WENT AND PLAYED WITH IT AND WAS UPSET IF SHE COULDN'T FIND IT OR BRING IT WITH HER! This continued for years, up until the dog herself was so blind from old age she couldn't find her pet tarantula anymore.  :'( Which was sadder than it might sound.





Quote from: Martok on July 01, 2013, 09:39:32 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 01, 2013, 12:19:59 AM

On the other hand, this is suitably disturbing.  :o

If one starts falling on you... wait, did you feel that? Just passing your ear?
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GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Capn Darwin

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 01, 2013, 10:49:44 AM



h/t Bboyer on FB

As an engineer I have to call BS on the design. A real engineer would have used duct tape.
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mirth

Quote from: Capn Darwin on July 01, 2013, 04:10:38 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 01, 2013, 10:49:44 AM



h/t Bboyer on FB

As an engineer I have to call BS on the design. A real engineer would have used duct tape.

QFT!
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Windigo

duct tape is just so much old tech now... it has been rendered obsolete....

the product all the smart kids are using is Gorilla Tape

http://www.gorillatough.com/index.php?page=tape-faqs
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Staggerwing

Quote from: Windigo on July 01, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
duct tape is just so much old tech now... it has been rendered obsolete....

the product all the smart kids are using is Gorilla Tape

http://www.gorillatough.com/index.php?page=tape-faqs

If the USAAF had put rolls of Gorilla Tape in the flight engineers' kits back in 'Dubya Dubya 2' more Flying Forts would have made it back from Schweinfurt.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers