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[Martok]

I find this one especially funny, given that my not-girlfriend and I play D&D...and that she likes to play fighters.  ;D 

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[LongBlade]

Nice.

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[Windigo]

Coleen Saunders - These polar bears were not hungry, they weren't agressive, they just hung out in town for most of the day until the wildlife drove them away from town so they could head north.

....okay, I'll ask: what the hell kind of wildlife drove them away from town?

I was wondering this as well.  Anything that can drive off *polar bears* is something I want to stay far, far away from.

I feel like the local contributors have missed an opportunity to answer this question with appropriate Pix...  :(

He was in mexico

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Job vacancy: Polar bear spotter wanted 'with loud voice' to scare them away

By Jimmy Nsubuga Sunday 19 May 2013 12:33 pm 1150Use ← → keys to
Can you see them? Polar bear spotter wanted (Picture: File)
If you have a loud voice and aren't too scared of large animals then you may be interested in a new polar bear spotting job that has become available.

The role would see you posted in Svalbard, Norway, and your key duty would be looking out for the intimidating beast, while scientists carry out important work.

It has become necessary to hire someone to spot the animals as their numbers have increased in the area, with an estimated 3,000 bears compared to 2,400 humans on the islands.

Researchers operating at the location have unsurprisingly become concerned for their safety, which has led Svalbard's governor Odd Olsen Ingerø to come up with the new vacancy.

Having firearm skills would be a bonus when applying for the job but the only requirement is you have a loud voice so you can scare off the polar bears.

If you do get the job then you can expect freezing temperatures and poor phone reception – just the conditions you would want when facing a massive bear.

  Best of Metro

[Staggerwing]

Ha! The size of the Ambihelical Hexnut required looks to be 'pi'.

No doubt the other dimensions are mathematically significant but I am too much of an unschooled dark-age peasant to recognize them...

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The early years at Bawb's house:

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The early years at Bawb's house:

and then the camera guy gets a face full o' kettle...

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