More Pix For A Laugh

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Mr. Bigglesworth

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


JasonPratt

^^ I call fake. That guy's drink would have been boiling to gas in the high temperature and zero atmosphere.
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bayonetbrant

never mind wondering how he'll drink it through the face shield, eh?
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 03, 2013, 08:12:52 AM
our ode to Kaiser Max



LOL.

At the moment I'm getting a DirecTV dish installed on the side of the house. And playing whack-a-mole with the dogs, who are taking turns barking in objection to the drill. Just when I convince one to quite down, the next one barks. No-no-no. No-no-no. No-no-no. It's like moderating a forum with a bunch of Starfurys.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Longdan

Another argument for a gun in the house.  That and door-to door evangelists.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Staggerwing

Quote from: Longdan on April 03, 2013, 10:13:17 AM
Another argument for a gun in the house.  That and door-to door evangelists.

You're in favor arming doorbell-ringing proselytizers?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on April 03, 2013, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Longdan on April 03, 2013, 10:13:17 AM
Another argument for a gun in the house.  That and door-to door evangelists.

You're in favor arming doorbell-ringing proselytizers?

He must be.

The good news is that they tend to leave when asked to, so whether they're armed or not they're still well-behaved. In a proselytizing, doorbell-ringing kind of way.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Quote from: LongBlade on April 03, 2013, 05:54:59 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 03, 2013, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Longdan on April 03, 2013, 10:13:17 AM
Another argument for a gun in the house.  That and door-to door evangelists.

You're in favor arming doorbell-ringing proselytizers?

He must be.

The good news is that they tend to leave when asked to, so whether they're armed or not they're still well-behaved. In a proselytizing, doorbell-ringing kind of way.

Ding-dong
Good morning Sir. Have you been saved? No? What a pity to one day be dragged, screaming, down to the Pit of hell. On such a lovely day, no less. I do have to say that you have a fine looking lawn. And those rosebushes are exquisite. So much work must have gone into their upkeep. The Missus must be right proud. Proud until she is one day dragged, screaming, down into the Pit of Hell. Is that your Golden Retriever puppy playing over there in the back? What a fine beast he is. Verily the Beast will come, to one day drag the unbeliever, screaming, down into the Pit of Hell. What's that? Yes friend, of course I have a permit to carry. Here, take this pamphlet, with our blessing...


:D
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Longdan

Some cough syrup even has alcohol in it.  I never cough.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Staggerwing

Not even when the Doctor says "Turn your head and..."?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

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