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Arctic Blast

#90
January 23, 2013, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 22, 2013, 08:45:37 AM


For the first hour after I wake up, I typically don't even speak. I will actually just grunt at people like a caveman.

LongBlade

#91
January 23, 2013, 11:27:05 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on January 23, 2013, 12:57:38 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on January 22, 2013, 08:45:37 AM


For the first hour after I wake up, I typically don't even speak. I will actually just grunt at people like a caveman.

I speak dog for the first hour. Actually, I speak it for most of the day.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#92
January 23, 2013, 01:06:20 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on January 23, 2013, 12:57:38 AM
For the first hour after I wake up, I typically don't even speak. I will actually just grunt at people like a caveman.
This is me as well.  Good luck trying to hold an even marginally-intelligent conversation with me when I first wake up... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#93
January 23, 2013, 01:12:16 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#94
January 23, 2013, 02:23:02 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#95
January 23, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
^Ha! :D

LongBlade

#96
January 23, 2013, 03:10:39 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#97
January 23, 2013, 08:11:49 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#98
January 24, 2013, 06:49:47 AM


The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#99
January 24, 2013, 11:56:19 AM
Heh.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Tpek

#100
January 24, 2013, 12:56:06 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 24, 2013, 06:49:47 AM


That's not exactly much information to base such a judgement upon.
So I'd have to stick with the F option, even though it has spelling mistakes.

EDIT: Okay, it doesn't have spelling mistakes, the hand writing is just a bit weird :P

Barthheart

#101
January 24, 2013, 02:08:15 PM

Barthheart

#102
January 24, 2013, 02:14:28 PM

Mr. Bigglesworth

#103
January 25, 2013, 12:04:43 AM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

#104
January 25, 2013, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on January 25, 2013, 12:04:43 AM


I read about that somewhere.

Serves him right.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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