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BanzaiCat


GDS_Starfury

wow did you just date yourself!
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

Until my wife came along, yeah...not much choice.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

someone was clearly bored to come up "I know!  Let's have a giant friendship ceremony north of the Arctic Circle!  And because we'll have tons sunlight in April while the snow is still on the ground, let's do it at 2am!"
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Airborne Rifles

Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 21, 2014, 01:55:40 PM
someone was clearly bored to come up "I know!  Let's have a giant friendship ceremony north of the Arctic Circle!  And because we'll have tons sunlight in April while the snow is still on the ground, let's do it at 2am!"

Sounds about right...

Staggerwing

Who are the guys opposite the Norskies? Friendly Swedes? Armored Saami?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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BanzaiCat


Windigo

Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 21, 2014, 01:55:40 PM
someone was clearly bored to come up "I know!  Let's have a giant friendship ceremony north of the Arctic Circle!  And because we'll have tons sunlight in April while the snow is still on the ground, let's do it at 2am!"

not too many places north of the circle where you get that kind of tree growth... just saying
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

why must you always bring your crotch into civilized conversations?
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 21, 2014, 11:25:59 PM
why must you always bring your crotch into civilized conversations?

exactly!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

Matilda - slow, quite well armoured, with a puny gun.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!