Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?

Started by bayonetbrant, March 14, 2017, 11:39:26 AM

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Sir Slash

This is terrible news. I understand Rodman was planning on having a new nipple-piercing done to commemorate the event too.  :'(
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em2nought

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mirth

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OJsDad

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 24, 2018, 10:17:48 PM
This is terrible news. I understand Rodman was planning on having a new nipple-piercing done to commemorate the event too.  :'(

I heard it was one of his nuts he was going to have pierced.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington

I did cut one but it smells like Sandra Bernhardt.


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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

A great man once said 'fart proudly' and I do.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

I wouldn't be proud of farts that smell like Sandra Bernhardt.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

That's your problem. Better out than in.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

Quote from: mirth on May 25, 2018, 10:27:17 AM
I wouldn't be proud of farts that smell like Sandra Bernhardt.

I'll defer to you guys as to what Sandra Bernhardt smells like.  I hope to never get close enough to find out.
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Gusington



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Windigo

Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 25, 2018, 11:58:00 AM
Quote from: mirth on May 25, 2018, 10:27:17 AM
I wouldn't be proud of farts that smell like Sandra Bernhardt.

I'll defer to you guys as to what Sandra Bernhardt smells like.  I hope to never get close enough to find out.

*sigh* not knowing who she is.... googling   . . .    . . .    ...  OMG... what have I done?
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Staggerwing

IIRC, among other things, wasnt she in that Robert De Niro film about the aspiring standup comedian who takes Jerry Lewis hostage?
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Sir Slash

But do Sandra Bernhardt's farts smell like Gus is what I want to know? If so, then there could be a Parallel Gaseous Universe thing going on.  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.