2016 Running Football Thread

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bayonetbrant

And to kick it all off - here's the best highlight you'll ever see from the combine
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/defensive-lineman-crashes-out-of-nfl-combine-40-yard-da-1761792055

And even better, the comments on the article

:2funny: ho.  :2funny:  lee.  :2funny:  schitt. :2funny:
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MetalDog

I saw it, but,.......HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Martok

Quote from: MetalDog on February 28, 2016, 11:59:25 PM
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I was wondering that myself. 

Maybe for the same reason that well-endowed women can get a black eye while running if they don't wear a sports bra?  I dunno.  ??? 

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OJsDad

The Browns have released Manziel.  Start praying that your team doesn't pick him up. 
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Marty Ward

Quote from: OJsDad on March 11, 2016, 01:23:46 PM
The Browns have released Manziel.  Start praying that your team doesn't pick him up.

The Rams are going to sign him as RGIII's back up. :)
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OJsDad

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Marty Ward

Quote from: OJsDad on March 24, 2016, 11:46:17 AM
RGIII has joined the Browns.

OMG. Well at least the Raven should be able to count on two division wins this year!
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Bison

I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

Marty Ward

Quote from: Bison on March 24, 2016, 01:12:30 PM
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

They have Josh Gordon if he can keep from failing a drug test.
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OJsDad

Don't matter if they have any receivers, they don't have an O-Line to protect him.
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Steelgrave

Quote from: Bison on March 24, 2016, 01:12:30 PM
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

You can replace the word "receiver" with any other skill position and the answer remains the same.

Bison

^ HA!  So true poor f'n Browns...

MetalDog

You can't get sympathy if you did it to yourself.  Repeatedly.
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Arctic Blast

Quote from: Marty Ward on March 24, 2016, 01:26:48 PM
Quote from: Bison on March 24, 2016, 01:12:30 PM
I just don't see RG III making it through the season.  Do the Browns even have a receiver of any worth?

They have Josh Gordon if he can keep from failing a drug test.

And just because you mentioned him, I must once again remind everyone that Josh Gordon thought this was a good look for a Porsche :



And people were surprised to learn that he really likes the weed? Seriously?

MetalDog

Hey hey hey HEY!!!!!  Don't go blaming ganja for Gordon's lack of taste!  There are too many examples out there of people with more dollars than sense and this just happens to be another.
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