"Feeling Old" 2017 Edition

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Gusington

#240
December 12, 2017, 01:25:14 PM
Good thing you have those purple gloves ready to inspect and see if you damaged anything by laughing too hard.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

#241
December 12, 2017, 01:51:14 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 12, 2017, 01:25:14 PM
Good thing you have those purple gloves ready to inspect and see if you damaged anything by laughing too hard.

it saves time...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#242
December 12, 2017, 02:10:42 PM
And dignity.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#243
December 12, 2017, 02:25:08 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#244
December 12, 2017, 02:27:12 PM
HAHAHA
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

#245
December 12, 2017, 06:09:20 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

#246
December 12, 2017, 07:12:02 PM
Still better than Aveeno.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#247
December 12, 2017, 07:25:03 PM
Hey now. Let's not start bashing Aveeno.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#248
December 12, 2017, 07:36:47 PM
I don't want to know what verb you plan to replace "bashing" with
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#249
December 12, 2017, 07:40:20 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 12, 2017, 07:25:03 PM
Let's start bashing ______ with Aveeno.

FTFY

mirth

#250
December 12, 2017, 07:40:42 PM
Aveeno: The Official Lotion of Grogheads.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#251
December 12, 2017, 07:44:19 PM
Aveeno just got free advertising.

Actually considering how often y'all mention it in these forums, GH should be getting some serious ad revenue.

GDS_Starfury

#252
December 12, 2017, 07:56:44 PM
they do, but it slips away.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#253
December 12, 2017, 11:16:12 PM
Grogheads: The Site that doesn't chafe or cause a rash.  But will leave a stain will leave a stain if it sits too long.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#254
December 18, 2017, 05:59:30 PM
Steven Spielberg is 71 today.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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