Happy Valentines!

Sir Slash · February 15, 2019, 11:43:23 AM

I would be too if I had to play Cricket and put, 'bloody' in front of everything.

Gusington · February 15, 2019, 04:13:08 PM

FlickJax I thought you were Canadistani...

MetalDog · February 15, 2019, 05:15:00 PM

Quote from: Gusington on February 14, 2019, 03:14:00 PM
The Wife's birthday is 2/20. She will get a different version of the Valentimes card above.

JH would you believe I know plenty of adults who pronounce it like your daughter does.

The Wife brought me home a donut. Just a donut, but I'll be dipped in poo if it wasn't the most delicious donut I've ever had.

Your wife gets a lifetime pass of awesomeness from me. She shares a birthday with my sainted grandmother. And about that donut...dip it in her tea. You'll both be happy. ;)

Gusington · February 15, 2019, 06:13:38 PM

She drinks like a gallon of tea a day...how'd you know that?

My own sainted grandmother's birthday is 2/19.

And my bedeviled sister's birthday is 2/21.

Somewhere in those numbers is a divine plan.

MetalDog · February 15, 2019, 10:44:51 PM

Quote from: MetalDog on February 15, 2019, 05:15:00 PM
Your wife gets a lifetime pass of awesomeness from me. She shares a birthday with my sainted grandmother. And about that donut...dip it in her tea. You'll both be happy. ;)

Quote from: Gusington on February 15, 2019, 06:13:38 PM
She drinks like a gallon of tea a day...how'd you know that?

My own sainted grandmother's birthday is 2/19.

And my bedeviled sister's birthday is 2/21.

Somewhere in those numbers is a divine plan.

It's a euphemism. Also, said sainted grandmother viewed tea as a sovereign remedy. Especially paired with toast.

W8taminute · February 16, 2019, 08:57:38 AM

Quote from: Sir Slash on February 14, 2019, 08:54:40 AM
As a Veteran Husband by now, I got all that Valentine's stuff taken care of weeks ago. Wives always say, "Oh, don't bother about Valentine's Day. It's not that important". But believe me, it is... to them. So plan for it like the D-Day invasion, well in advance. Trust me guys, you're going to pay for it one way or another. Either out of your pocket or later wishing you had paid out of your pocket. And so my Lovely wife, already pleased with her loving husband this morning, and due to be even more pleased when her flowers show-up at work, will leave him to game-play in peace this day. :clap:

That advice and the way it was delivered kind of reminds me of Patton's speech.

Sir Slash · February 16, 2019, 10:31:27 AM

He's the one who told me all that. Mrs. Patton could be a real Bi--h. >:(

airboy · February 18, 2019, 10:50:12 AM

Quote from: Sir Slash on February 14, 2019, 08:54:40 AM
As a Veteran Husband by now, I got all that Valentine's stuff taken care of weeks ago. Wives always say, "Oh, don't bother about Valentine's Day. It's not that important". But believe me, it is... to them. So plan for it like the D-Day invasion, well in advance. Trust me guys, you're going to pay for it one way or another. Either out of your pocket or later wishing you had paid out of your pocket. And so my Lovely wife, already pleased with her loving husband this morning, and due to be even more pleased when her flowers show-up at work, will leave him to game-play in peace this day. :clap:

Awesome strategy and tactical implementation!

I had to drive 350 miles on V-Day. Attend business meeting V-Day+1. Return home on V-Day+2