Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?

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Windigo

#450
May 24, 2018, 11:36:16 AM
I am surprised that you actually thought it would be otherwise... seriously.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#451
May 24, 2018, 12:03:53 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#452
May 24, 2018, 01:07:32 PM
A D&D session between those two may have been more productive.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Con

#453
May 24, 2018, 01:14:57 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 24, 2018, 01:07:32 PM
A D&D session between those two may have been more productive.
I use my +2 twitter staff of buffoonery on you

mirth

#454
May 24, 2018, 01:18:07 PM
Quote from: Con on May 24, 2018, 01:14:57 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 24, 2018, 01:07:32 PM
A D&D session between those two may have been more productive.
I use my +2 twitter staff of buffoonery on you

I cast Fake News!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#455
May 24, 2018, 01:58:34 PM
Trump reaches out to push the Supreme Leader off the bridge (rolls a 1), but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#456
May 24, 2018, 02:01:44 PM
Trump or the Supreme Leader?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#457
May 24, 2018, 02:06:31 PM
Perhaps...they are the same person.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bbmike

#458
May 24, 2018, 02:09:20 PM
It's starting to seem that way.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Gusington

#459
May 24, 2018, 02:10:09 PM
Dear God
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bbmike

#460
May 24, 2018, 02:19:23 PM
Dear Leader
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Gusington

#461
May 24, 2018, 02:40:37 PM
'Oh God...'

'Zod.'
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

#462
May 24, 2018, 02:53:17 PM
Sick of the encounter and the lack of any progress towards achieving riches; two party members collaborate, the Mage conjures up whirlwinds and the Druid Summons Animals and both Kim and Donald (problematic members of the party) get consumed in the resulting Sharknado     <:-) <:-) <:-) <:-)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

OJsDad

#463
May 24, 2018, 03:00:36 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 24, 2018, 02:53:17 PM
Sick of the encounter and the lack of any progress towards achieving riches; two party members collaborate, the Mage conjures up whirlwinds and the Druid Summons Animals and both Kim and Donald (problematic members of the party) get consumed in the resulting Sharknado called Stormy Daniels   <:-) <:-) <:-) <:-)

FTFY
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

JasonPratt

#464
May 24, 2018, 08:20:48 PM
Trump however already survived being consumed by Stormy Daniels once, so has built up immunity experience.

Trump wins.  \m/


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