Heather Locklear Arrested for Domestic Violence

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mirth

February 26, 2018, 01:37:18 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

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February 26, 2018, 01:38:24 PM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#2
February 26, 2018, 01:39:09 PM
that gif works for everything!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#3
February 26, 2018, 01:41:11 PM
Bill. Appropriate in all threads.  O0
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Nefaro

#4
February 26, 2018, 02:50:58 PM
I bet she wouldn't have been charged with domestic abuse if she hadn't also become hostile with the officers who showed up.

That mugshot..  :o   :buck2:    Looks like many angry female substance abusers.

mirth

#5
February 26, 2018, 02:54:40 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on February 26, 2018, 02:50:58 PM
Looks like many angry female substance abusers.

AKA: Mirthie's Angels
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#6
February 26, 2018, 02:56:53 PM
There was a time when I would've let her abuse me domestically or internationally.  :smitten:   Today... not so much.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#7
February 26, 2018, 03:11:10 PM
I would let her have her way with me.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

trailrunner

#8
February 26, 2018, 05:28:15 PM
Heather Locklear is the same age as me, and one year younger than my wife.  My wife knows I had the hots for HL, so when I got home tonight, my wife showed me HL's mugshot, and said "ha!  I'm a year older than her and I look a lot better!  ha ha!"

mirth

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February 26, 2018, 05:57:53 PM
Please post your wife's mugshot for comparison purposes.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JudgeDredd

#10
February 26, 2018, 06:12:10 PM
Quote from: trailrunner on February 26, 2018, 05:28:15 PM
Heather Locklear is the same age as me, and one year younger than my wife.  My wife knows I had the hots for HL, so when I got home tonight, my wife showed me HL's mugshot, and said "ha!  I'm a year older than her and I look a lot better!  ha ha!"
I hope you said "Ya think?" - you know - for shits and giggles. I know I would've  :knuppel2:
Alba gu' brath

Sir Slash

#11
February 26, 2018, 11:35:24 PM
Is it too early to start calling her Heather Locked-up-lear?  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#12
February 27, 2018, 07:12:28 PM
I dunno... she might clean up nice with a little effort.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bbmike

#13
February 27, 2018, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 27, 2018, 07:12:28 PM
I dunno... she might clean up nice with a little effort copious amounts of bourbon.

FTFY
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#14
February 27, 2018, 07:34:07 PM
Pic of the arresting officer

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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