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Emeraldlis

#10395
May 02, 2016, 11:32:48 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 02, 2016, 07:12:37 AM



That is so ewwwwwwwwww ....but also totally hilarious  :2funny: I'll never be able to look at a printer or a dog in the same way again  :D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
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bob48

#10396
May 02, 2016, 12:15:05 PM
..or at least, not at the same end................
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#10397
May 03, 2016, 05:15:00 AM
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Sir Slash

#10398
May 03, 2016, 07:42:13 AM
Best of luck, Trevor. Remember.... you eat the Pizza Rolls not smoke them.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Tpek

#10399
May 03, 2016, 10:53:13 AM
If you have only a few months to live, wouldn't it make more sense to spend them gulping tasty food by the ****load?
It's not like your health matters much anymore...

bayonetbrant

#10400
May 04, 2016, 08:49:20 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#10401
May 04, 2016, 08:57:04 PM
Screw them. Taking a paycheck from the Dark Side.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#10402
May 04, 2016, 10:26:29 PM
Right. So on the third attempt, make it out of a whole planet. They'll NEVER be able to blow that one up.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#10403
May 05, 2016, 06:36:48 AM
My kind of pentacle.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
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Staggerwing

#10404
May 05, 2016, 06:38:44 AM
Make some simple beverage swaps and you could summon most of the HotOG with that nifty little number.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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mirth

#10405
May 05, 2016, 12:04:41 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#10406
May 05, 2016, 08:15:13 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10407
May 05, 2016, 09:30:54 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#10408
May 06, 2016, 01:24:06 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 05, 2016, 08:15:13 PM


LoL at how Green (or shall I say, Greek) Lantern is dressed differently. :P

And where's Martian Manhunter? he usually goes around naked. (He's a shapeshifter, so the supposed clothing is merely part of him)

Staggerwing

#10409
May 06, 2016, 05:39:40 AM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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