Countdown to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Nefaro

Quote from: mirth on April 18, 2016, 07:06:02 AM
Quote from: Grim.Reaper on April 18, 2016, 06:47:54 AM
So I read that Abrams stated recently the parents of Rey were not in the latest movie...if true, looks like Luke, leia, and Han ruled out....and not sure if being a voice in the movie would count, if so then obi-wan would be ruled out too.

I guess he backtracked on that statement, saying he meant Rey doesn't know or meet her parents in Ep. VII.


I'm still thinking there's some Obi Wan connection.

MetalDog

They also said it was going to be a new movie.
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QuoteIf there's anything people automatically put together, it's Star Wars fans and tons and tons of sex! Below are, in ascending order, the 23 worst-to-best original trilogy Star Wars lines to hear during sex:

23: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
22. I think I just blasted it!
21. Size matters not.
20. Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.
19. Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.
18. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
17. I have a bad feeling about this.
16. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
15. Great kid, don't get cocky.
14. There's something alive in here.
13. If you're saying that coming here was a bad idea, I'm starting to agree with you.
12. Look at the size of that thing!
11. What have you done?! I'm BACKWARDS.
10. Do or do not, there is no try.
9. I happen to like ... nice men.
8. It's a trap!
7. You'll find I'm full of surprises!
6. Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
5. The circle is now complete.
4. You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
3. Sorry about the mess.
2. That boy is our last hope.
1. ... No. There is another.
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mirth

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Sir Slash

Cool. Still doesn't explain my-sa leest favorite character though. I once wanted to have a dog and name him, "Boba Fetch".  :P
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bbmike

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-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers