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bayonetbrant

#120
September 26, 2016, 04:02:32 PM
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Sir Slash

#121
September 26, 2016, 10:24:26 PM
Because for this to work, you have to know which end of the knife to hold to threaten someone?
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bayonetbrant

#122
November 24, 2016, 08:56:21 AM
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Martok

#123
November 24, 2016, 07:35:38 PM
Sheesh.  Whatever happened to telling your drunk asshole friend(s) to just get the hell out? 
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Sir Slash

#124
November 25, 2016, 12:15:34 PM
Bay County is so far north, it officially qualifies as Alabama which explains much of the story line. In the Real Florida, we don't shoot people unless we mean it. And we NEVER let people named, "Cowboy" into our homes.  :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#125
December 29, 2016, 08:25:55 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Sir Slash

#126
December 29, 2016, 10:20:47 AM
Not overly weird behavior considering the Tampa Bay Buccs season this year.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#127
December 29, 2016, 10:41:22 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 29, 2016, 08:25:55 AM
http://wncn.com/2016/12/29/family-of-naked-florida-man-who-died-after-jumping-on-cars-says-he-was-set-up/

???

QuoteNathan Howard Hamilton, 39, ran across the highway, jumped on a car, and then repeatedly bashed his head into the windshield.

He was later taken to St. Joseph's Hospital where he died.

Yeah, sounds like a TOTAL set-up...  ::)

bayonetbrant

#128
February 13, 2017, 08:57:57 AM
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Sir Slash

#129
February 13, 2017, 11:53:19 AM
That explains why my local Wendy's is now serving Gator Bites. Thanks Crazy Dude.  :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#130
February 13, 2017, 12:03:02 PM
I wish we had gators in Maine.
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JasonPratt

#132
February 13, 2017, 01:37:06 PM
Hey, if we haven't read it yet, it's still news!

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#133
February 13, 2017, 01:48:16 PM
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bbmike

#134
February 13, 2017, 02:00:11 PM
They say memory is the first thing to go. The second thing to go is memory.
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