Please Give Me Coke

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Atilla60

May 06, 2016, 03:06:14 PM
Imagine this lady visiting the US or the UK.
I'll bet that'll turn her into a Pepsi-drinker really fast.


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Nefaro

#1
May 06, 2016, 03:13:12 PM
Wonder what she'd have to do to actually get it, by asking that way?

bayonetbrant

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May 06, 2016, 03:14:41 PM
hooboy - so glad I wasn't watching that at work with the sound on...
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Emeraldlis

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May 06, 2016, 03:17:13 PM
I don't think there'll be quite enough "coke" in both countries combined for that lady , she's asking for an awful lot of the stuff  ^-^ 
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May 06, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
I need (but can't have) a cigarette after that bit.
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Gusington

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May 06, 2016, 05:00:45 PM
Coke is it, as they say.
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Nefaro

#6
May 06, 2016, 09:13:41 PM
Maybe she needs more nose candy, too.

Sir Slash

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May 06, 2016, 10:25:19 PM
Is that a Diet Coke in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Staggerwing

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May 07, 2016, 05:42:02 AM
Anyone autotune this yet?
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