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rozaGom

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Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Pete Dero

Quote from: rozaGom on December 08, 2018, 07:08:49 AM
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Small error : it is not bz but BS.

bob48

I've banned him/her/it - spammer unless proven to the contrary.
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Steelgrave


SirAndrewD

I earn $90,000 a week working from home!

Ask me how!

Er, wait, I put a few too many zeroes in there.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

SirAndrewD

Quote from: Gusington on December 12, 2018, 02:15:28 PM
How?

Actually, my wife does work from home and makes more money than I do. 

How you ask?

Years of effort, building a resume as a freelancer, building connections, growing a client list and shedding lower paying clients when necessary, networking, 12-14 hour workdays seven days a week....

See!  It's easy!
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington

I think we're married to the same woman.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

I had a boss that wanted me to work from home. He told me go home and stay there. But he wouldn't send me my paycheck..... :idiot2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

Something similar.  In school, a teacher predicted my brother would be an astronaut.
My parents asked if he was really that smart?
No, but he's taking up space.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave

Quote from: Sir Slash on December 12, 2018, 03:15:54 PM
I had a boss that wanted me to work from home. He told me go home and stay there. But he wouldn't send me my paycheck..... :idiot2:

I saw that movie!   >:D


Sir Slash

I had a boss that told me she was happy to see me at work, that meant the roads were safe.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave