We got a dog. So far I'm slowly getting used to it.

[airboy]

Our elderly dogs:

Zippo - 17+, totally deaf, almost blind, arthritic, diaper wearing, but a very happy fellow.

Wrigley - 14.5 years, less energy but close to the same.

Panzer - 6 months - Uber energetic.  As Dr. Quest said: looks like trouble.

[OJsDad]

I was outside with Groot last night. He was running around crazy tossing a show around. I was looking at something on my phone when WHAM!!!!  Down i went. He had jumped off the lounge chair and into the back of my knees. Then he come up to me while Im laying there wanting me to scratch his back. WTH, not even a lick to say sorry.

[MetalDog]

Bit of a tip for those with dogs that are hard to catch.  Fall on the ground like you're hurt/dead.  The dog will come up to make sure you are ok and you can catch it then.

[Sir Slash]

Or you could do what I used to do, always carry a hotdog in your pocket. Every dog within a mile will suddenly become your best friend.  :bd:  And it cures pick pockets from ever trying it twice. Win-Win.

[bobarossa]

Or you could do what I used to do, always carry a hotdog in your pocket. Every dog within a mile will suddenly become your best friend.  :bd:  And it cures pick pockets from ever trying it twice. Win-Win.

Or you could use a polish sausage and then you'd attract both dogs and women!

[Sir Slash]

Never thought of THAT. Either attract them or scare the hell out of them.  O0

[em2nought]

Bit of a tip for those with dogs that are hard to catch.  Fall on the ground like you're hurt/dead. 

This works with cats too, but for different reasons.  ...and only if you haven't fed them recently.