State of the Union Drinking Game

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DoctorQuest

January 30, 2018, 08:21:50 PM
I don't drink much myself but what keywords would you use from the President's speech as "take a drink" words.

I will go for "great".
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bbmike

#1
January 30, 2018, 08:25:00 PM
Don't choose "I" or you will kill your liver!
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Staggerwing

#2
January 30, 2018, 09:40:23 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2018, 09:41:55 PM by Staggerwing
Quote from: bbmike on January 30, 2018, 08:25:00 PM
Don't choose "I" or you will kill your liver!
Nevertheless...
If you need to work in the morning then drink whenever you hear "I am indebted to..." or "I am humbled by..." or "without whom I couldn't have...".
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

DoctorQuest

#3
January 30, 2018, 09:44:45 PM
You could drink ever time he claps for himself.  :clap:
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

JasonPratt

#4
January 30, 2018, 10:08:30 PM
"great" "amazing" "huge"
"North Korea" "Russia" "great"
"America" "my"
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Staggerwing

#5
January 30, 2018, 10:17:37 PM
^Throw your car keys far out in the yard and look for them in the morning.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Con

#6
January 30, 2018, 10:46:30 PM
Covfefe = shot of scotch volume TBD by tiny hand grasping capacity

Staggerwing

#7
January 30, 2018, 10:49:55 PM
We are all fired. :(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#8
January 30, 2018, 11:56:54 PM
I was happily playing tanks.
are we at war yet?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#9
January 31, 2018, 10:27:57 AM
Forgot that was on. Oopsie.

airboy

#10
January 31, 2018, 11:00:25 AM
Quote from: bbmike on January 30, 2018, 08:25:00 PM
Don't choose "I" or you will kill your liver!

Nope - that was Obama.  Trump used "we" a bunch.

BanzaiCat

#11
January 31, 2018, 11:49:40 AM
Surprised it's not on YT. There's more than enough 'news' sources more than willing to share their opinion on the speech, though. I'll pass until I can see it for myself.

Toonces

#13
January 31, 2018, 12:53:25 PM Last Edit: January 31, 2018, 12:57:40 PM by Toonces
 ::)
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Toonces

#14
January 31, 2018, 12:56:22 PM
Ah forget it.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs
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