The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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mirth

#330
December 06, 2017, 08:47:21 AM Last Edit: December 06, 2017, 08:53:22 AM by mirth
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#331
December 06, 2017, 11:25:32 AM
Attack of the Zombie Snowmen!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#332
December 06, 2017, 11:46:34 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#333
December 06, 2017, 01:07:43 PM
I'm not ready!!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#334
December 06, 2017, 01:17:38 PM
I was in New Orleans in '89 when the lake froze on Christmas Eve
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#335
December 06, 2017, 01:28:47 PM
1789?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#336
December 06, 2017, 02:17:19 PM
Damn, do Cajuns even know how to drive on snow? This could be bad. I forsee many Cajuns sliding straight into the Gulf of Mexico this weekend.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#337
December 06, 2017, 03:08:12 PM
Don't worry it will be frozen.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

#338
December 06, 2017, 03:15:48 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 06, 2017, 02:17:19 PM
Damn, do Cajuns even know how to drive on snow? This could be bad. I forsee many Cajuns sliding straight into the Gulf of Mexico this weekend.  :coolsmiley:

Probably betrer than Floridians
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Sir Slash

#339
December 06, 2017, 03:49:55 PM
At we can spell...speal...speell... no spell.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#340
December 06, 2017, 04:10:13 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#341
December 06, 2017, 07:54:35 PM
Oh my.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#342
December 06, 2017, 10:17:27 PM
and I'm still wearing shorts here.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#343
December 07, 2017, 06:55:07 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#344
December 07, 2017, 07:11:32 AM
Well, the bit where I am looks nice and clear :-)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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