Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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mirth

And the lamentations of their women
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

But what if they're NOT pregnant? Oh, wait. That's 'lactations'. Sorry, my mistake.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

SirAndrewD

So what do I get to wash down with a Thursday night Martini?

And it better not involve anything with Gus or Mirth.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Staggerwing

A furiously spiced stew of your enemies' goats?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

SirAndrewD

Acceptable.  I'm from the south, so I have a lot of experience with goats.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

I like goats better than sheep. The wool chafes me.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#547
Meanwhile, the Last Plinkett review.



Considering that RLM helped create the long-form critical-humorous youtube review format, I have to admit we don't really need the "Plinkett" reviews anymore. Still, a last gasp is appreciated.

(I feel confident that those other newbie sites haven't compared TLJ's plot structure to National Lampoon's Vacation.)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Nefaro

Quote from: JasonPratt on August 28, 2018, 08:23:47 AM

(I feel confident that those other newbie sites haven't compared TLJ's plot structure to National Lampoon's Vacation.)

Don't forget the usual heavy dose of Star Trek comparisons whats-his-name is known for.  Regarding any movie, not just Star Wars.  Running gag after all the viewers giving him so much shit in the past for his regular Star Trek references.  :2funny:

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Pinetree

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 02, 2018, 10:15:36 PM
I like goats better than sheep. The wool chafes me.
But goats don't push back when you're at the edge of a cliff...
Gen. Montgomery: "Your men don't salute much."
Gen. Freyberg: "Well, if you wave at them they'll usually wave back."

Barthheart

Quote from: Pinetree on September 05, 2018, 12:52:36 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 02, 2018, 10:15:36 PM
I like goats better than sheep. The wool chafes me.
But goats don't push back when you're at the edge of a cliff...

That's why you wear Wellys so you can put their hind legs in the tops.

Sir Slash

This man knows his livestock.  O0
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.