Just Can't Fix Stupid

Started by bayonetbrant, March 30, 2012, 10:03:38 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 14 15 16 17 18
User actions

Windigo

#225
December 01, 2017, 12:24:42 PM
I thought you were the CEO of the Flat Mars Society Bayo.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#226
December 01, 2017, 12:36:15 PM
Quote from: Windigo on December 01, 2017, 12:24:42 PM
I thought you were the CEO of the Flat Mars Society Bayo.

I'm the head of the Flat Libido Society
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#227
December 01, 2017, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2017, 12:36:15 PM
Quote from: Windigo on December 01, 2017, 12:24:42 PM
I thought you were the CEO of the Flat Mars Society Bayo.

I'm the head of the Flat Libido Society

If "head" is a title shouldn't it be capitalized?    :-"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#228
December 06, 2017, 12:18:32 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

DoctorQuest

#229
December 06, 2017, 12:23:35 PM
"You really sure you don't need that windshield?"
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bayonetbrant

#230
December 21, 2017, 07:00:19 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#231
December 21, 2017, 12:36:31 PM
Points for courage. Bonus negative points for stupidity.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

#232
December 23, 2017, 12:39:24 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 21, 2017, 12:36:31 PM
Points for courage. Bonus negative points for stupidity.
No points for courage.  Pretty sure greed and/or hubris was the motivating factor. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#233
January 03, 2018, 03:30:46 PM
sigh
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#234
January 03, 2018, 04:12:38 PM
Actually, they were all shipped to the moon. Oh wait, the moon landing never happened either. Never mind!   :uglystupid2:

mirth

#235
January 03, 2018, 04:29:19 PM
I always suspected Yahoo Serious was a computer generated persona.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#236
January 03, 2018, 07:47:48 PM
I buy it. I mean who can explain Kangaroos?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#237
January 03, 2018, 08:03:54 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 03, 2018, 07:47:48 PM
I buy it. I mean who can explain Kangaroos?

No one.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#238
January 03, 2018, 08:07:02 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#239
January 03, 2018, 08:30:41 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 03, 2018, 07:47:48 PM
I buy it. I mean who can explain Kangaroos?

Oh snap! True that.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 14 15 16 17 18
User actions