Charles Manson in grave condition

[mirth]

I heard millennials have been reported posting various RIP and prayer thoughts under the mistaken belief that Charles Manson was Marilyn Manson...is there any hope for the future?

Only if they're eating dumpster turkey for Thanksgiving

http://www.pressherald.com/2017/11/20/falmouth-police-issue-warning-about-frozen-turkeys-from-dumpster/

[Gusington]

People don't know the difference between Marilyn and Charles Manson?? Just when my faith in humanity was not at a record low...

[mirth]

Isn't Marilyn Manson that hot chick that JFK banged? How do people get her mixed up with Charles Manson?

[Barthheart]

Wasn't Charles Manson the guy that did all those Death Wish movies?
:P

[mirth]

Wasn't Charles Manson the guy that did all those Death Wish movies?
:P

That was Bronson Pinchot.

[Barthheart]

Wasn't Charles Manson the guy that did all those Death Wish movies?
:P

That was Bronson Pinchot.

Really? I thought Pinchot ruled Chile.....

[mirth]

Wasn't Charles Manson the guy that did all those Death Wish movies?
:P

That was Bronson Pinchot.

Really? I thought Pinchot ruled Chile.....

That was Pinot Grigio.

[Barthheart]

Wasn't Charles Manson the guy that did all those Death Wish movies?
:P

That was Bronson Pinchot.

Really? I thought Pinchot ruled Chile.....

That was Pinot Grigio.

Ah right.. Pinocchio's brother.....

[mirth]

Wasn't Charles Manson the guy that did all those Death Wish movies?
:P

That was Bronson Pinchot.

Really? I thought Pinchot ruled Chile.....

That was Pinot Grigio.

Ah right.. Pinocchio's brother.....

Who, incidentally, also banged Marilyn Manson.

[Barthheart]

 O0

[Sir Slash]

Charles BRONSON did the Death Wish movies. He was named after Bronson, Missouri where they do all those bad stage shows. He had a sister, but she wasn't a Bronson or a Manson, even though she was in the "Manson Family". But not THAT Manson Family. She married into a family named Manson. And once served Pinot Grigio to Pinocchio by mistake thinking he was Pinot from Chile. He wasn't. But it turned-out he was EATING chili at the time. Which is illegal in Chile.  :nerd:

[mirth]

Thank God that's been cleared up.

[bayonetbrant]

Ah right.. Pinocchio's brother.....

Who, incidentally, also banged Marilyn Manson.

"Tell a lie!  Now tell the truth!  Now tell a lie!  Now tell the truth!  Now tell a lie!    Now tell the truth!  Now tell a lie!"

(bad old joke punchline...)

[Gusington]

This thread should be a template for all future threads.

[mirth]

Or a cautionary tale