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JasonPratt

#15
November 28, 2017, 04:29:29 PM
Relevant crosspost from another thread:

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besilarius

#16
November 28, 2017, 06:52:45 PM
That cat seems fairly bening.
At least compared to
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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JasonPratt

#17
November 28, 2017, 07:17:19 PM
Black cats are objectively the best at being cats. Even as kittens. Fact.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Staggerwing

#18
November 28, 2017, 07:19:51 PM
^^ That dude Revelations68 stole the quote from Johnny Cash.  >:(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JasonPratt

#19
November 29, 2017, 01:42:57 PM


"...and so does Johnny Cash!"  :D
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#20
July 04, 2018, 08:39:12 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#21
July 04, 2018, 09:02:01 PM
I really need to get another cat- the urge to serve a Higher Power is just too strong to ignore
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#22
July 04, 2018, 09:05:57 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 04, 2018, 09:02:01 PM
I really need to get another cat- the urge to serve a Higher Power is just too strong to ignore

ha!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

steve58

#23
July 04, 2018, 09:06:40 PM
My cats don't stand on my chest at 5am for their sacrificial kibble, they just bitch-slap me with their paws/claws until I roll out of bed to attend to their needs :-\
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Sir Slash

#24
July 05, 2018, 10:11:37 AM
We used to shut the bedroom door when our cat bothered us at the 5am sacrificial feeding time but damned if she didn't learn how to knock on the door with her paws until somebody gets up anyway.  :o  I'm afraid to leave the gun out around her.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Jarhead0331

#25
July 05, 2018, 10:22:44 AM
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
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BanzaiCat

#26
July 08, 2018, 08:38:20 PM

JasonPratt

#27
July 09, 2018, 05:53:39 AM
This is why the Penguin should stay the hell away from Catwoman.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Boggit

#28
July 09, 2018, 06:37:07 AM
Can someone tell me how to post images... pressing the image icon then trying to copy one in doesn't work.

My contribution has been attached... :-\
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

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BanzaiCat

#29
July 09, 2018, 02:40:54 PM
^

Use the img tag...check out the button above the posting area, just under the 'B' (bold) button.

Click that and you'll get

[ img ] [/ img]

(just without spaces, otherwise you wouldn't see the text.)

Between these you just paste the URL of the JPEG you want to share.

As long as the URL ends with a JPG or PNG or similar graphic file name tag, that will work. Just do a Google Image search, and when you find something right click on it and choose 'Open in New Tab' or something similar.



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