The Dark Tower

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Quote from: JasonPratt on May 04, 2017, 11:26:40 AM
The series is also kind of a nexus for a unified Kingiverse.

A case could be made that Walter o'Dim/Randall Flagg is the source of all evil in the Kingverse.
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JasonPratt

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 04, 2017, 01:57:23 PM
But no Killer-Clowns!  :knuppel2:

Considering the origin of that clown, yeah that might be conflicting with the ultimate evil in TDT. But I haven't checked in on the canon crossovers yet, so I wouldn't put it past him to be involved somewhere. (Unofficially the books cross-over at least by mutual connections, if I recall correctly.)
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mirth

Quote from: JasonPratt on May 04, 2017, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 04, 2017, 01:57:23 PM
But no Killer-Clowns!  :knuppel2:

Considering the origin of that clown, yeah that might be conflicting with the ultimate evil in TDT. But I haven't checked in on the canon crossovers yet, so I wouldn't put it past him to be involved somewhere. (Unofficially the books cross-over at least by mutual connections, if I recall correctly.)

Quite a few, yes. I don't think he has a connection to It. And King did a little retconning to make o'Dim and Flagg the same character.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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mirth

^that's a good one  O0
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

Ouch! Too bad. Does the Dark Tower need to be put in a Dark Corner and left there?
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Huh. I was going to guess that the AVClub reviewer would say they're mixing in waaaayyyy too many things from too many books (out to book 7 from what I've heard, which for a pretty insane series already sounds moar insaner); but his gripe was more that everything seems too perfunctory.  ???
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"What did I just watch? That was nothing like the books. But, eh, Elba was good. [...] I found it to be... {pause to think about it} fine."

Plenty of compliments. Still C+
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mirth

Quote from: JasonPratt on August 04, 2017, 08:42:30 AM
"What did I just watch? That was nothing like the books. But, eh, Elba was good."

That's pretty much the synopsis of every review I've seen so far.

Idris Elba is an excellent actor so it's probably worth seeing just for him.
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JasonPratt



From a reviewer who likes King's work but just hasn't ever thought he'd like the DT books: "...the books have got to be better than this."
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

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Quote from: mirth on August 04, 2017, 08:44:47 AM
Idris Elba is an excellent actor so it's probably worth seeing just for him.

Hell, Elba almost made Prometheus worth seeing, and that's saying something.

mirth

Quote from: Steelgrave on August 04, 2017, 08:54:48 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 04, 2017, 08:44:47 AM
Idris Elba is an excellent actor so it's probably worth seeing just for him.

Hell, Elba almost made Prometheus worth seeing, and that's saying something.

I know. He almost single-handedly saved that mess.
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The Star Tribune movie guy gave it only 1 1/2 stars (out of 4). 

I'm seeing way too many reviews that are either bad or just "meh". 

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