"Feeling Old" 2017 Edition

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bbmike

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

Gimme some of those fancy heaters!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

And cut me in for a 'piece of da action'.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat



Johnny Dangerously (1984): 33 years ago

Barthheart

Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 15, 2017, 06:56:54 AM


Johnny Dangerously (1984): 33 years ago

Ugh.... you fargin icehole.....

BanzaiCat

Fargin' bastages! The vid works fine in YT! :(

Eh, you can find it yourself if you really wanna. :)

Such an underrated movie.

Barthheart

Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 21, 2017, 11:19:27 AM
Fargin' bastages! The vid works fine in YT! :(

Eh, you can find it yourself if you really wanna. :)

Such an underrated movie.

HA! I was directing my comment at you for making me feel really old.... I didn't actually click the clip.... until your post....  :2funny:

Yeah a really fun movie.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Barthheart on August 21, 2017, 11:30:15 AM
HA! I was directing my comment at you for making me feel really old....

Oh, trust me, I know...my early years of college while I was at home, this was always on cable and I watched it many times.

besilarius

Think this is Pal's Diner in Baltimore, Md. in the 1930s during the Depression.
Baltimore is a strange place.  Liver Hash?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

Navy Bean Soup was my Father's favorite. Probably because he was in the Navy. In fact, that might be him right there.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

trailrunner

Quote from: Sir Slash on September 07, 2017, 02:28:00 PM
Navy Bean Soup was my Father's favorite. Probably because he was in the Navy. In fact, that might be him right there.

My mom used to make navy bean soup on Saturday afternoons.  It would cook for hours.  I can still remember the smell.

Sir Slash

Me too. It smelled like, "You better straighten-up Boy".
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

the congressional cafeteria still serves it everyday.  Very popular with the congress and senate.
Might explain all the hot air coming out of capitol hill.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

No one's father ate liver hash though, no matter what navy they were in.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus