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Sir Slash

#1830
June 01, 2017, 09:06:32 AM
And the seats are still only 24in across.  ;D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#1831
June 01, 2017, 10:31:57 AM
Quote from: Rekim on June 01, 2017, 06:08:50 AM
Paul Allen shows off worlds largest plane - Stratolaunch makes first rollout



so this is what happens when a 747 and a B-1 have sex.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bobarossa

#1832
June 01, 2017, 03:21:12 PM Last Edit: June 01, 2017, 05:11:32 PM by bobarossa
First, is that a group hug by employees between the fuselages?

Second, what happens if someone in one fuselage really needs to get to the other one while in flight?

edit: And I just noticed they haven't gotten the turrets installed on the top behind the cockpits.

bob48

#1833
June 01, 2017, 03:23:32 PM
And, what if the pilot in one side wants to go in a different direction from the pilot in the other side?

'Riiiippppppp'
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#1834
June 06, 2017, 06:48:37 AM
One of the reasons for D-Day.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

rocketman

#1835
June 06, 2017, 07:18:23 AM
Quote from: besilarius on June 06, 2017, 06:48:37 AM
One of the reasons for D-Day.
That pic is just about the perfect illustration for "Keep calm and carry on".

bob48

#1836
June 06, 2017, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: besilarius on June 06, 2017, 06:48:37 AM
One of the reasons for D-Day.

When did the Blitz ever stop a milkman delivering to his customers.

Put 't kettle on, lad and lets have a nice cuppa.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

#1837
June 06, 2017, 09:01:19 AM
I bet the German Milkmen weren't half as tough.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#1838
June 06, 2017, 09:02:54 AM
Absolutely.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#1839
June 06, 2017, 07:39:30 PM
As Private MacAuslan, the durrtiest sojer in the wurrld said, "Get Tore in."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#1840
June 22, 2017, 06:47:56 AM
Updated Philadelphia Project.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#1841
June 24, 2017, 05:31:15 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#1842
June 26, 2017, 10:51:42 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 01, 2017, 10:31:57 AM
Quote from: Rekim on June 01, 2017, 06:08:50 AM
Paul Allen shows off worlds largest plane - Stratolaunch makes first rollout



so this is what happens when a 747 and a B-1 have sex.

...and they're related

mirth

#1843
July 16, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#1844
July 16, 2017, 10:00:00 PM
Is that Gus at your pool Mirth?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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