Transformers: The Last Knight

Started by mirth, December 09, 2016, 12:14:52 PM

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mirth

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JasonPratt

Bay has already talked about (up to?) 14 other ideas being considered for future Transformer movies.

I doubt that means they're actually planning them -- they're just spitballing how to milk the cash cow further.
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Quote from: JasonPratt on April 17, 2017, 11:04:46 AM
Bay has already talked about (up to?) 14 other ideas being considered for future Transformer movies.

I doubt that means they're actually planning them -- they're just spitballing how to milk the cash cow further before everyone burns out on the franchise.
FTFY

Seriously, it's only a matter of time -- especially as long as Bay remains at the helm.  >:( 

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RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

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The first one was pretty good, but downhill ever since.  L:-)
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How many times can the Autobots get screwed over by us humans before they squash us like the ungrateful bugs we are?
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BanzaiCat

At least Shia wasn't in the last one, or in this one. That alone makes them ten times better.

Of course, ten times shite equals...well, more shite.  :-\

mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on June 20, 2017, 08:15:12 PM
How many times can the Autobots get screwed over by us humans before they squash us like the ungrateful bugs we are?

Apparently, at least five.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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BanzaiCat

Unwittingly I've given them my money for the first four...I don't need to do it a fifth time. Fool me four times, I'm a fu&*ing idiot.

mirth

I think I saw the first one in a theater. I didn't repeat that mistake again.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

I kept thinking that surely they'd improve it next time...

How much does it suck that they make four shitty movies and they each make close to a billion dollars?

Besides pandering to China, I mean.

Staggerwing

Quote from: mirth on June 20, 2017, 08:20:31 PM
I think I saw the first one in a theater. I didn't repeat that mistake again.

You wore a raincoat and ask the usherettes if they liked Peewee's Playhouse?
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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on June 20, 2017, 08:22:55 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 20, 2017, 08:20:31 PM
I think I saw the first one in a theater. I didn't repeat that mistake again.

You wore a raincoat and ask the usherettes if they liked Peewee's Playhouse?

That would have been more fun than watching Transformers.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus