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Staggerwing

Toonces would sail that wave all the way in to the coast and cut right over into to a waiting dockside berth leaving nary a ripple.  O0
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

More likely his watch would capsize the ship.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

mirth

Quote from: Steelgrave on October 26, 2014, 02:51:51 PM
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

You know he's planning some kind of Transformers/Battleship crossover. The resulting movie will be so dumb it will require a Surgeon General's warning about the potential for permanent brain damage.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

Quote from: mirth on October 26, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on October 26, 2014, 02:51:51 PM
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

You know he's planning some kind of Transformers/Battleship crossover. The resulting movie will be so dumb it will require a Surgeon General's warning about the potential for permanent brain damage.

The resulting $5.00 DVD will sell like mad at Wal-Mart. In subsequent news, everyone who purchases it there will be wearing their jammies or too-short shirts showing us things we can't unsee. Ever.

mirth

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Quote from: Steelgrave on October 26, 2014, 04:12:40 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 26, 2014, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on October 26, 2014, 02:51:51 PM
^Transformer or Decepticon? Dear God, keep Michael Bay away from it.  :crazy2:

You know he's planning some kind of Transformers/Battleship crossover. The resulting movie will be so dumb it will require a Surgeon General's warning about the potential for permanent brain damage.

The resulting $5.00 DVD will sell like mad at Wal-Mart. In subsequent news, everyone who purchases it there will be wearing their jammies or too-short shirts showing us things we can't unsee. Ever.

Which in turn will trigger Michael Moore to make a new documentary. A vicious downward cycle that will result in the Apocalypse (theme song to be provided by Aerosmith).
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

And all this time we thought it would be a zombie Apocalypse......

Hell, I'd take zombies over anything having to do with Michael Moore.

mirth

Quote from: Steelgrave on October 26, 2014, 05:22:23 PM
Hell, I'd take zombies over anything having to do with Michael Moore.

Have you met his fans? Zombies have a LOT to do with Michael Moore.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

True that..... ;D

mirth

QuoteGymnote II Q244/S655/Q650 (1955/1966). Intended to be the first french nuclear sub before the cancellation of the project due to difficulties with uranium procurement, it was later rebuilt as a a trials submarine for ballistic missile launches.

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

Looks happy to see you.
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

Honestly, that exact thought went through my mind.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Centurion40

Of course!  We're degenerates!
Any time is a good time for pie.