Groggy pool table

Started by besilarius, November 04, 2016, 05:52:17 PM

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besilarius

Put you in the right mood, doncha know?
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Emeraldlis

Well I die on the table every time I play ...so may as well play on a coffin , bury the pain or inevitable defeat  ;D
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BanzaiCat

I wouldn't want to reach down in its pockets and tickle its balls.

Nefaro

This thread's devolution reminded me of:



"No, I meant really slept with somebody.  Beside them.  Not just f*** them on a gaming table."    :DD



(also always LOL'd at the "Arm Metaphor")



Heard some scuttlebutt about a mini-series sequel K. Smith was shopping around.  Wonder if that panned out yet.

bayonetbrant

Quote from: Nefaro on January 27, 2017, 06:38:06 PMHeard some scuttlebutt about a mini-series sequel K. Smith was shopping around.  Wonder if that panned out yet.

Wasn't that Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and then Clerks II ?
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Nefaro

Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 27, 2017, 07:41:40 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on January 27, 2017, 06:38:06 PMHeard some scuttlebutt about a mini-series sequel K. Smith was shopping around.  Wonder if that panned out yet.

Wasn't that Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and then Clerks II ?


I'd rather have more of that than some of his more recent stuff.  But perhaps he's getting too old and out of touch with the inspiration for them.

Smith mentioned shopping Mallrats series around a few months ago.

jamus34

Pretty sure a Mallrats 2 is coming out...

And FYI the US 1 flea market that they go to the three breasted psychic is no longer there.
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Nefaro

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Quote from: jamus34 on January 27, 2017, 09:25:25 PM
Pretty sure a Mallrats 2 is coming out...

Yeah.. I just don't know when/where.

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And FYI the US 1 flea market that they go to the three breasted psychic is no longer there.


Whaaat?  Nooooo!

I guess the 'Topless Psychic' is just too much bewbs in one scene.   ;D

Actually she had a third nipple.   I think you're getting it mixed up with the original Total Recall.   ;D

jamus34

Quote from: Nefaro on January 28, 2017, 06:58:12 PM
Quote from: jamus34 on January 27, 2017, 09:25:25 PM
Pretty sure a Mallrats 2 is coming out...

Yeah.. I just don't know when/where.

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And FYI the US 1 flea market that they go to the three breasted psychic is no longer there.


Whaaat?  Nooooo!

I guess the 'Topless Psychic' is just too much bewbs in one scene.   ;D

Actually she had a third nipple.   I think you're getting it mixed up with the original Total Recall.   ;D

When it comes down to it...is there a difference????

I mean...anything over 2 is just extraneous anyway.

That and it's unfortunately been close to 20 yrs since I've seen Mallrats. KS better finish 2 soon cause the mall is a dying institution.

And WOW...did I help fire this thread wayyyyyyy off target.
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