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March 06, 2014, 09:49:00 AM Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 09:53:09 AM by steve58
Apparently Banzai_Cat's pedigree goes back to the 1500s  :P

The concept was conceived by artillery master Franz Helm of Cologne, but fortunately there is no evidence it was put to use...

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/03/06/16th-century-artillery-manual-rocket-cat-weaponry/?intcmp=features

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BanzaiCat

#1
March 06, 2014, 11:10:45 AM
Cat-rockets were actually SO effective that all the cats exploded on impact.

When the very pleased king asked for more of them, the trainers would spread their hands and shrug their shoulders, since they all blew up, having done their jobs so well.

The king would then kill the trainers for being shortsighted and not having a Schule fur Rocket-Katten.

And everything was lost in the history books. ;)

Nice find, steve58!

undercovergeek

#2
March 06, 2014, 12:30:45 PM
freaks meeowt how catastrophic that must have been -  cant shake the feline it would scare the crap out of you seeing a rocket cat coming towards you

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March 06, 2014, 04:57:47 PM
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#4
March 06, 2014, 05:01:00 PM
someone call the punlice!!!
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mirth

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March 06, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
The earliest furst strike weapon in history.
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Staggerwing

#6
March 06, 2014, 09:21:34 PM
It's impact was reputed to be litterly catastrophic.
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March 06, 2014, 09:34:13 PM
The hairball was reportedly enormous and could be seen for great distances.
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March 07, 2014, 11:56:21 AM Last Edit: March 07, 2014, 11:59:50 AM by ComradeP
That's purty crazy.

I wonder if it also comes mounted on a pikitteny rail.
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