Gifs of Greatness!

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Windigo

Quote from: mirth on August 14, 2017, 02:41:20 PM
I like how the dad is the one with all the safety gear :P

I asked myself that same question ... but unlike you, I was too lazy to share the thought.

To make up for it I will share this thought "Are Two-ounces and Gussy 'the shit', or what?"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

They're two peeps in a pod.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

QuoteWaves from Typhoon Megi slam into a lighthouse off Taiwan



That lighthouse is supposedly 75 ft tall.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

rocketman

I want to know it was still standing after the WAAAAAAAVEEEEEE :wow:

mirth

I think most of the force is being taken up by the seawall.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

I watch that little dog burst into flames like 20 times... small things...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: mirth on August 17, 2017, 02:42:56 PM
QuoteWaves from Typhoon Megi slam into a lighthouse off Taiwan



That lighthouse is supposedly 75 ft tall.

The Commander just got morning wood looking at that, no doubt.

Barthheart


OJsDad

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

First I thought that was a prank, then I realized she was running like that on purpose. I guess that's more of a workout?

OJsDad

I was waiting for the gal laughing, with the white shorts, to walk into that tree. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

https://www.facebook.com/VFA113/videos/814615852031867/

It's traditional on a carrier, that a departing shooter launches his boots with a catapult.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.