Happy Canada Day 2018!

Started by mirth, July 01, 2018, 09:04:34 AM

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mirth

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OJsDad

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Michael Dorosh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canda

Congratulazioni a Canda per il compleanno del Canada! E per google tradurre per avermi permesso di manipolare questo italiano (so poorly).

bob48

Happy Canada Day  :bd: <:-)
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airboy

On national days you have to celebrate harder than ordinary days.  In the USA we have more explosives (fireworks) and overeating (cookouts).

On Canada Day do the Canuks hold a beer in each hand and also wear a double can drinking hat? 

MetalDog

Happy Canada Day neighbors!
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Barthheart

Quote from: airboy on July 01, 2018, 10:32:54 AM
On national days you have to celebrate harder than ordinary days.  In the USA we have more explosives (fireworks) and overeating (cookouts).

On Canada Day do the Canuks hold a beer in each hand and also wear a double can drinking hat?

Normally we just throw a keg in the pool and take turns seeing who can ride it the longest.

Hot today, 34C, humidex 45C. Getting wrinkly from stay cool in the pool.

airboy

Quote from: Barthheart on July 01, 2018, 12:07:08 PM
Quote from: airboy on July 01, 2018, 10:32:54 AM
On national days you have to celebrate harder than ordinary days.  In the USA we have more explosives (fireworks) and overeating (cookouts).

On Canada Day do the Canuks hold a beer in each hand and also wear a double can drinking hat?

Normally we just throw a keg in the pool and take turns seeing who can ride it the longest.

Hot today, 34C, humidex 45C. Getting wrinkly from stay cool in the pool.

I humbly apologize for understating the celebration of Canada Day. 8)

DoctorQuest

But aren't we at war with them? Our Commander of Cheese seems to think so.

I don't care myself. I'd rather party. At the risk of committing treason: HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!!
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Staggerwing

Happy Canada Day!





(Sorry, couldn't help myself  >:D)
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Sir Slash

Happy Canada Day! You guys are so great you should get two days not just one. Eh?
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JudgeDredd

Alba gu' brath