Immortality for Grogs

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besilarius

February 21, 2018, 07:02:09 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bbmike

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February 21, 2018, 07:34:15 AM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Steelgrave

#2
February 21, 2018, 09:19:28 AM
Whew, that's a relief! Time to stop exercising and watching my diet and start to drink more!

mirth

#3
February 21, 2018, 09:20:23 AM
Dammit! I was not drinking all that booze to increase my longevity.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#4
February 21, 2018, 09:26:36 AM
It's the Law of Unintended Consequences raising it's ugly head again!

BanzaiCat

#5
February 21, 2018, 09:36:36 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on February 21, 2018, 09:26:36 AM
It's the Law of Unintended Consequences raising it's ugly head again!

Aka 'mirth's law'

Sir Slash

#6
February 21, 2018, 10:45:25 AM
I'm going to E-Mail my doctor that story.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#7
February 21, 2018, 10:47:42 AM
I'm going to email myself a beer.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart

#8
February 21, 2018, 10:48:46 AM
Quote from: Gusington on February 21, 2018, 10:47:42 AM
I'm going to email myself a beer.

If only it was that easy......  :dreamer:

Gusington

#9
February 21, 2018, 10:49:55 AM
I did put a fridge in my cube at work.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#10
February 21, 2018, 10:50:14 AM
I always wanted one of those dogs that would bring you a beer from the fridge. With my luck he would bring it already opened and about a third low.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#11
February 21, 2018, 10:51:19 AM
Aka my dog.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart

#12
February 21, 2018, 11:02:39 AM
Quote from: Gusington on February 21, 2018, 10:49:55 AM
I did put a fridge in my cube at work.

See, now I'm jealous.... will have to ask for one at my next performance review.....

BanzaiCat

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February 21, 2018, 11:37:13 AM
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