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Started by mirth, February 01, 2017, 10:44:13 AM

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

So, basically, they need to decouple the Griswold EPS junction whilst scrambling the sonic injector, due to an anomalous frequency modulation in the alcubierre charm housing.

mirth

They needed to test their disaster recovery plan before the disaster :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

Or give their IT guy a chance to sleep occasionally.

mirth

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 11:10:04 AM
Or give their IT guy a chance to sleep occasionally.

They don't need sleep. Just a constant supply of caffeine and Ho Hos.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

Two things IT people always keep up to date;

1.  Their backups and recovery plans.
2.  Their resume's incase #1 fails. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

I genuinely feel bad for the guy. I've accidentally deleted plenty of things over the years. Nothing quite on that scale, but when you realize what you just did it is truly an "Oh F**k!" moment.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

Quote from: OJsDad on February 01, 2017, 11:12:37 AM
Two things IT people always keep up to date;

1.  Their backups and recovery plans.
2.  Their resume's incase #1 fails. 

lol. That's the truth.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

Quote from: mirth on February 01, 2017, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 11:10:04 AM
Or give their IT guy a chance to sleep occasionally.

They don't need sleep. Just a constant supply of caffeine and Ho Hos.

He's in the EU, those things may have been banned over there.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

Quote from: OJsDad on February 01, 2017, 11:17:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 01, 2017, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 11:10:04 AM
Or give their IT guy a chance to sleep occasionally.

They don't need sleep. Just a constant supply of caffeine and Ho Hos.

He's in the EU, those things may have been banned over there.

Total system failure.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

jamus34

Quote from: OJsDad on February 01, 2017, 11:12:37 AM
Two things IT people always keep up to date;

1.  Their backups and recovery plans.
2.  Their resume's incase #1 fails.

3. Porn sites that are visited more than twice...cause they gotta be pretty good.
Insert witty comment here.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: mirth on February 01, 2017, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 01, 2017, 11:10:04 AM
Or give their IT guy a chance to sleep occasionally.

They don't need sleep. Just a constant supply of caffeine and Ho hoes.

fixed
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

Ho Hos are delicious.


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