Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Nefaro

Quote from: bbmike on October 10, 2017, 06:22:20 PM
My understanding is that Jar Jar Abrams cares not for plot or continuity.

For awhile now, Jar Jar Abrams cares only for repackaging previous films and calling them new.

:arr:

MetalDog

Well, that explains why I had the feeling I had seen The Force Awakens before ;)
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Sir Slash

That's why all movie directors should be tested for Alzheimer's on a regular basis. Especially the ones with weird first names that use initials instead.
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Barthheart

But... what if this is true....  :o


mirth

Quote from: MetalDog on October 10, 2017, 08:19:00 PM
Well, that explains why I had the feeling I had seen The Force Awakens before ;)

I'm surprised you've seen any of the Star Wars films.
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BanzaiCat

MD: "Who is this Indiana Jones you fellers keep hornswagglin' about round here?"

mirth

Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 11, 2017, 08:35:59 AM
MD: "Who is this Indiana Jones you fellers keep hornswagglin' about round here?"

Take it easy there, Captain OCS.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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besilarius

Does anyone else see a resemblance in the new cutesy-pie animal sharing the ride with Chewbacca, and the Shmoos from Lil Abner?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo
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Sir Slash

That Chewy will let ANYBODY in that ship won't he? It's like he can't keep a normal partner in there. Maybe he passes gas a lot while he's flying. Wookie farts have got to be baddddd.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

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GDS_Starfury

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Staggerwing

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2017, 07:44:46 PM
I like the update.

Now it will really look like it's always flying backwards.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys