Grogheads Christmas gifts

Started by besilarius, October 25, 2018, 06:32:22 AM

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besilarius

With the holidays approaching, the perennial question facing Grogs is what to give friends who don't play games?
This annually insoluble problem never ends.
So to start with the potential gifts, here is the Jewish Wisdom Ball:

https://jewishwisdomball.com/?fbclid=IwAR1ZmtRqqL9HnPwfY7KHomCnBWL-_xws2T3UtzgAlRGuvlV15qm4Sx_m-G0
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Jarhead0331

A Jewish wisdom ball in my house growing up was my mother telling me round and round to become a doctor or a lawyer.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18


bbmike

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Gusington

My wisdom balls have never failed me.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart

Thought they were on the mantle next to the dog's....

Gusington

Correct. They still haven't let me down...


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

jamus34

Quote from: Gusington on October 25, 2018, 07:55:52 AM
Correct. They still haven't let me down...

I would've said wife's purse.

Good bottle of scotch for friends that partake in the nectar of the gods.

Beyond that depends on the person.
Insert witty comment here.

airboy

All of my friends drink or eat sausage. 
Problem solved.

Steelgrave

Quote from: jamus34 on October 25, 2018, 08:23:00 AM
Good bottle of scotch bourbon for friends that partake in the nectar of the gods.

FTFY    8)

Barthheart


Sir Slash

I hear Time-Shares in the Florida panhandle are going for next to nothing right now. The gift that works for people you like and don't like.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

RommelFox

My ancient Egypt site:
Gods and Pharaohs

Sir Slash

I have lots of friends. Unfortunately, they're all people in Skyrim.... but, that counts doesn't it?  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Pete Dero

Quote from: Sir Slash on October 25, 2018, 09:38:18 PM
I have lots of friends. Unfortunately, they're all people in Skyrim.... but, that counts doesn't it?  :o

Maybe we have the same 'friends' ?


Sir Slash

I don't know, they don't look very friendly. Maybe it's just the lighting.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.