Florida deserves its own thread

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Sir Slash

That guy's just weird. I mean killing a goat to drink it's blood and not eating the gizzards is a waste of the best goat-part.  :idiot2: Every REAL Floridian knows that. Must have been a Yankee.
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MetalDog

Quote from: Sir Slash on October 05, 2015, 10:35:28 PM
That guy's just weird. I mean killing a goat to drink it's blood and not eating the gizzards is a waste of the best goat-part.  :idiot2: Every REAL Floridian knows that. Must have been a Yankee.

Your people must be from Arcadia then, Slash?  Immokalee, maybe?
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JasonPratt

Quote from: Sir Slash on October 05, 2015, 10:35:28 PM
That guy's just weird. I mean killing a goat to drink it's blood and not eating the gizzards intestines is a waste of the best goat-part.  :idiot2: Every REAL Floridian knows that. Must have been a Yankee.

It's funnier when it's true.  >:D
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Sir Slash

We don't say, "Arcadia" here in Arcadia. We say Desoto County. Arcadia's gotten a bad rep. for having a "Rodeo" every year, you don't have to recycle your garbage, and you can park a pick-up truck in your front driveway, like I do, without being labeled a villain. Too much. Clearly we're still living in the 18th century. You can also have a real gun, carry it, and even get married to it in some local churches. And eat everything that has a Gizzard or something close to it. Possums are the easiest to cook because you can just hang them by their tail over the fire. With a potatoe in their mouth.  :coolsmiley:
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Centurion40

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JasonPratt

Incidentally, my Grandad (on my Dad's side) homesteaded that little penninsula in Tampa Bay where the metro airport now is -- they sold their land to the airport.
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Sir Slash

They should've named the place after him then. Only fair.
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Centurion40

Quote from: Sir Slash on October 06, 2015, 06:37:36 PM
They should've named the place after him then. Only fair.

No kidding!  I hope that he made a bundle.
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Sir Slash

That'll get you in trouble in Publix everytime. You can't bring a human skull into the stores. They want you to buy their brand of skulls instead. Store policy.  :coolsmiley:
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JasonPratt

Quote from: Centurion40 on October 07, 2015, 07:26:04 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 06, 2015, 06:37:36 PM
They should've named the place after him then. Only fair.

No kidding!  I hope that he made a bundle.

Apparently not, though I don't know why. It was a different time I expect.
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