Why Indiana Jones never published his research

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Airborne Rifles

http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-indiana-jones-never-published-his-research_p2/

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QuoteThough your findings are certainly incredible and we understand your enthusiasm, we must say that the title "God Melted Some Nazi Faces In Front Of Me" simply doesn't fit our journal's aesthetic.

QuoteFor future reference, the Marshall College Archaeological Review does not consider "All my evidence was confiscated by the government" to be an acceptable citation.

QuoteThat said, it is bittersweet to finally learn the fate of your TA, Wu Han, whom we have had listed as a missing person for the last three years. The next time you see one of your students murdered (a distressingly plausible possibility), please let us know as soon as possible rather than waiting three years to mention it in passing in your academic writings.

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JasonPratt

Man, some journal needs to change its aesthetic!  O0
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