Because Nefaro Could Not Attend Origins...

Cyrano · June 23, 2016, 03:37:23 PM

...I thought to share the bestest new collectible tactical game for the Summer season:

You're welcome.

BanzaiCat · June 23, 2016, 03:45:41 PM

I hope the reason for this, is that you were just unable to frame the Jagdpanthers that are coming to grind those abominations into a fine blue paste.

bob48 · June 23, 2016, 03:50:20 PM

Ohhh, I dunno - looks kinda cute.

BanzaiCat · June 23, 2016, 03:58:26 PM

BLUE. COMMIE. NIGHTMARES.

bob48 · June 23, 2016, 04:13:21 PM

So, you've stopped taking the medication then, B-C?

Cyrano · June 23, 2016, 04:27:59 PM

I feel almost -- I stress almost -- as if I'm being unkind because the people running this were also running a Pixie Hollow game and they were as into this particular game as any MechWarrior or Mage Knight player ever was. They had bins full of the little blue bastards -- sorted alphabetically I think -- and an fairly elaborate set of rules for the fight.

Silent Disapproval Robot · June 23, 2016, 04:30:32 PM

That looks smurfin' smurf!

Pinetree · June 23, 2016, 04:30:45 PM

My Mrs collects smurfs, this maybe my gateway game to get her wargaming.

BanzaiCat · June 23, 2016, 04:43:17 PM

Quote from: bob48 on June 23, 2016, 04:13:21 PM
So, you've stopped taking the medication then, B-C?

That depends on the Throatwarbler Mangrove, innit mate?

bob48 · June 23, 2016, 05:00:27 PM

Yes, well.

We know what to get you for Christmas - a double lobotomy and 9 rolls of rubber wallpaper.................

panzerde · June 23, 2016, 07:46:59 PM

That one little bastard has claws and a scorpion tail. He looks pretty serious if you ask me. Likely give Martok the jimmies.

This is more...wholesome...than some of the guys that were playing My 'Lil Pony stuff a couple of years ago...

Nefaro · June 24, 2016, 05:21:26 PM

Needs moar flamethrowers/fireballs.

Also: Why are the black smurfs portrayed so badly? One looks like he has severe brain damage, and the other has a scorpion tail and claws. Smurf bigotry in gaming! Black RAAAGE!

Quote from: Pinetree on June 23, 2016, 04:30:45 PM
My Mrs collects smurfs, this maybe my gateway game to get her wargaming.

If you actually persuade her to weaponize her blue commie smurfs, then we want to hear about it.

Arctic Blast · June 25, 2016, 03:10:09 PM

Please tell me that you guys came up with a quick tactical ruleset and enacted a smurf war.

Staggerwing · June 26, 2016, 07:05:44 AM

Smurfs have artillery?!? No wonder HQ lost all contact with that aufklärungs unit they sent in to scope out the valley

bayonetbrant · June 26, 2016, 07:20:23 AM

Quote from: Cyrano on June 23, 2016, 04:27:59 PMwere also running a Pixie Hollow game

I wish you'd told me about them - my daughter would've gone gaga for that one :)