Warhammer II: Total War

[MengJiao]

I'd like it if they did a 30 years war / ECW game.

  Fine with me.   They could sell it with lots of Attila-esque scenes of devastation.  The Plague.  the fire of London,  Dogs and cats.  Dear, Dirty Dublin.
The Seige of Vienna.  Hussars with wings.  The tulip craze.  The circulation of the blood.  The discovery of magnetism and the telescope.   

[Gusington]

The Tulip Craze: Total War. There's a new one.

[mirth]

Total War: The Quest for Dry Loins

[Gusington]

It should be the Quest for Moist Loins. Dry ones are unhappy ones.

[mirth]

It should be the Quest for Moist Loins. Dry ones are unhappy ones.

Perhaps, but now I have a new quote for my sig line.

[Gusington]

Honored, I am. It flows well with your blue lesbian thing.

[mirth]

Honored, I am. It flows well with your blue lesbian thing.

Nothing moistens loins quite like blue alien lesbians.

[undercovergeek]

Very prevalent in a lizard man army

[Gusington]

If that is true then I am excited again. Commencing loin moistening again.

[Jarhead0331]

I still don't understand why I am the only one that has questioned why exactly Gus' loins moisten in the first place. Anatomically, unless he has a vagina, this should not be possible.

[mirth]

You really don't want to think about it too closely.

[Gusington]

I'll never tell.

[mirth]

I'll never tell.

And we thank you.

[Gusington]

Do you? Really?

[mirth]

Really. The less you share about your loins, the better.