One for Metal Dog

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bayonetbrant

#3075
April 21, 2018, 06:34:50 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#3076
April 21, 2018, 06:46:49 PM
mine's better
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3077
April 21, 2018, 06:48:41 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#3078
April 21, 2018, 06:53:23 PM
God help me but my ten year old grandson has discovered puns. Not an hour ago he comes up to me and says,

"Grandpa. If Peter Parker had been bitten by a radioactive potato, who would he be"?

Shaking my head, I say "I give up, Jonah. Who would he be"?

He cracks a huge smile. "Spudderman".

Groannnnnn.......but hell, it's as good as some of the other puns on this thread.

mirth

#3079
April 21, 2018, 06:56:50 PM
^ :DD
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#3080
April 21, 2018, 06:59:52 PM
Don't encourage him, mirth, or I'll send him to stay with Uncle Mirthie for the summer. Of course, as long as he brings his IPad you won't even know he's there  ;D

OJsDad

#3081
April 21, 2018, 07:00:21 PM
Sounds like Jonah needs a long weekend with uncle Metal Dog. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#3082
April 21, 2018, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on April 21, 2018, 07:00:21 PM
Sounds like Jonah needs a long weekend with uncle Metal Dog. 

this  >:D
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#3083
April 21, 2018, 07:02:02 PM
Yeah, ummmm......wouldn't want him to pick up any bud bad habits.

bayonetbrant

#3084
April 21, 2018, 07:02:13 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#3085
April 21, 2018, 10:47:46 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 21, 2018, 07:02:02 PM
Yeah, ummmm......wouldn't want him to pick up any bud bad habits.


He wouldn't be spouting puns anymore though ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#3086
April 22, 2018, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 21, 2018, 10:47:46 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 21, 2018, 07:02:02 PM
Yeah, ummmm......wouldn't want him to pick up any bud bad habits.


He wouldn't be spouting puns anymore though ;)

Don't be so sure


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3087
April 22, 2018, 07:23:47 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3088
April 22, 2018, 07:25:07 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3089
April 22, 2018, 07:25:48 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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